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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"
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"Now a days saving your virginity for someone ""special"" is like holding a dump to wait for a special toilet"
"How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon? The same way British people pronounce beer can."
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes My girlfriend said if this gets 1000 votes we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap on is huge and it really scares me."
"There once was a fellow McSweeny... Who spilled some gin on his weenie. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, Then slipped his girlfriend a martini!"
"Congratulations to my ice maker for winning my fridge's annual ""Ice Maker of the Year"" award for the 4th straight year!"
"When the river runs red... Take the dirt road."
"I used to be good friends with my bartender But now our relationship is on the rocks"
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten Tickles"
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."