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Joke of the Day

"I used to be in a band called Cheap Viagra'. We didn't make it very big."

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"Ugly women are like men they both have to work for a living."

"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"

"Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough."

"Apparently, ""I just assumed"" is a horrible answer when your wife asks you why you bought her the ""heavy flow"" tampons."

"Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch.."

"Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."

"What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe? I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank"

"Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display? The Sithsonian."