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Joke of the Day
"Life is not a FAIRY TALE. If you lose your shoes at midnight, YOU ARE DRUNK"
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"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff Bu dum tss."
"What do you get if you stick ur finger up a moderators ass? [DELETED]"
"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."
"""WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED!"" ""EARTH"" ""WIND"" ""WATER"" ""FIRE"" ""HEART"" ""SELF-LOATHING"" get outta here Eli ""SORRY"""
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"Reasons to date me: 1) 2) 3) please?"
"Have you ever met anyone that said their dog isn't friendly? Just once I want someone to display some honesty & be like ""yeah, he's vicious"""
"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"