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Joke of the Day
"What's red and loud? A skinned baby in a bag of salt."
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"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"
"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."
"[customs] ""Passport?"" *I lift up my bag & a severed head falls out* ME: OH NO OH GOD *still rummaging through bag* ME: I've forgotten it"
"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"Why is singing like autoerotic asphyxiation? Because sometimes you just gotta belt it out"
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."