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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"

"Pie are Round!!!!!! After the math teacher told the class that the area of a circle is r2, the Kentucky mountain man said: ""Pie are not square! Pie are round! Cornbread are square!"""

"Where do babies come from? Well, when a man and a woman drink alcoholic beverages together..."

"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, ""What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"""

"What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty? Wa-TAH!"

"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"

"What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ? A dollar."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but how do you get them in there?"

"Some people have difficulty sleeping But I can do it with my eyes closed!"