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Joke of the Day
"Kim, Kourtney and Khloe. The only KKK that will let bIack guys inside them."
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"Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees."
"""I Want To Rock And Roll All Night"" just came on in this coffee shop and EVERYONE is singing along to it VERY QUIETLY"
"Girl Horribly Rejected https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va9sVhWuAv8&feature=youtu.be"
"You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot"
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"Which way did the programmer go? He went data way."
"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."