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Joke of the Day

"When kids don't want to take a nap, can they be charged with resisting a rest?"

"They said being blind would hinder my chances of becoming a comedian. I don't see them laughing now."

"My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things."

"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"What is worst then a repost???"

"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles"

"Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye."

"What did the Nazi officer say when he was captured? It's not me; it's Jew."

"Why are uncircumcised people loners? Because they're complete dicks."