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Joke of the Day

"Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction."

"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."

"Got the invite to your wedding. Thanks! Sadly, your blatant overuse of illegible, ornate script fonts means I don't know when or where it is"

"""I traded my carpet in for bare floors"" --coworker. ""Oh, me too. I love the shaved look."", said me. Apparently, she really meant carpet."

"I love the smell of blown out matches... Chile vs Mexico was a real treat!"

"What's the difference between God and Bono? God doesn't walk around Dublin thinking he's Bono"

"Why was Vladimir late to gym class? cause he was Putin his shoes on XD"

"Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins."

"Why did the cat give birth at the park? Because the sign at the park said ""Fine for Littering"""

"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"