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Joke of the Day

"What's white and can't climb trees? A Refrigerator"

"Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation."

"""there's only one thing to do when you're Zero Dark Thirsty"" *Navy Seals bust in and toss Bin Laden a Coke Zero, he pounds it in like 5 sec*"

"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"

"Jesus loves everyone. Except manicurists. He always hated having his nails done."

"What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon."

"Ways to get me naked: 1. Be hot 2. Be funny 3. Be alcohol 4. Pretend to be my gynecologist"

"No Deja vu please...I Don't want to go through that again"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""