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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly? The Millenial Falcon."

"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."

"Is it possible for God to be a Cheeto Puffed? Because these taste pretty fucking great. EDIT: I'm getting downvoted but figure this is the reddit algorithm! cheeky cunts"

"I had sex with Obama last night... And I'd just like to say, let's dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing!"

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."

"Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You'd think SOMEONE could've let me know I was out of toilet paper."

"What do you call an asian who hates black people? A member of the Kru Krux Kran"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."

"What's the definition of a mere myth? A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg"