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Joke of the Day
"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."
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"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"
"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."
"Did you hear about the dinner on the moon? Great food no atmosphere."
"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""
"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."
"A Jewish son asks his dad for five dollars... The dad replies, ""Four dollars?! What do you need three dollars for?!"""
"There are hospitals for the criminally insane. And then there are parliaments for the insanely criminal."
"John went to the doctor saying that he cannot stop thinking and hear about skittles he was going crazy and paranoid. The doctor diagnosed him with Skittlophrenia."