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Joke of the Day

"*Closes refrigerator door and hears contents inside fall* Well... sounds like a problem for the next person."

"I will be in a bathroom stall later today to watch Trump's inauguration... ...it will forever be remembered as the day shit went down."

"You know your getting old when ... Rough sex is fighting for the bottom."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"

"Meta - Despite the rumors I am not stepping down as Mod for /r/jokes. Here's why. I wasn't a mod in the first place."

"Where were these Terrorists when Seth Rogen did the Green Hornet?!?!?"

"Well, add 'making a simple phone call' to the list of 'things that give me panic attacks'."

"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"

"What's better than having sex with an 8 year old boy against a barbed wire fence? Nothing."

"What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? The scenter spot !"