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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather see a guy with a machete walking towards me than someone with a clipboard."
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"the worst part of this guy catching me masturbating to a Highlights magazine is looking him in the eye for an hour while he cleans my teeth."
"I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray."
"What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm"
"When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy."
"How do you know someone's an engineer? No worries they will tell you"
"Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni but they got plane"
"My european friend Opee is opening up a restaurant where he claims to have the 'worlds best pizza'. His restaurant is in the middle of no where, but don't worry Opee Delivers"
"If she's wong.... she cant be white."
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority? Because he likes Dicks."