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Joke of the Day
"Sadly, the man who invented the raffle has passed away. R.I.P Tom Bola"
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"Thank you for defining the word 'many' for me. It means a lot."
"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"
"Why did the hipster burn himself while eating pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool."
"I think my girlfriend might be mad at me, so I'm going to make her a mix-tape to show her how much I care."
"What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it? w"
"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."
"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""
"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."
"Neighbor: Yard sale huh? How much's mower? Me: $50 Him: Wait! That's the one you borrowed from me! Me: $20 Him: Its a $500 mower! Me: ..$100"