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Joke of the Day
"I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but.... NEVERMIND."
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"*mops up wine with cat*"
"So if you never eat meat or dairy you must never throw up, because what happens in Vegans--ow stop hitting me."
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down."
"Why does Kim Jong Un love books Because he's the glorious Reader"
"TIFU by getting arrested for taking a clock to school"
"Warning: Dead baby joke What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock. You can't fuck a rock."
"Why are smaller breasts better for breastfeeding? They're more of a kids meal."
"After Babe Ruth died, the world became ruthless."
"A BJ a days keep the sluts away from my man..."