190154
Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
Next Joke
"Why doesn't Texas float away into the Gulf of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks."
"How do you greet a racist murderer? Good morning officer ."
"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"
"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."
"A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean...... Both crews were marooned"
"When life gives you lemons... Sue because you wanted pizza saw this one from a youtuber I really like haha"
"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"
"A man starts having a heart attack mid flight... Person: Is anyone here a doctor? Vegan: I'm a vegan"
"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. I can accomplish this if I avoid my mother."