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Joke of the Day

"Police Officer Joke Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"What do you call an undetectable black man? Incognegro I'll see myself out"

"Do you know why will this joke melt? Because it will be in the hot section..."

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."

"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through something so small?"""

"You may think I know fuck nothing ... But let me tell you. I know fuck all."

"What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married? You cant-elope!"

"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"

"""It's not what it looks like,"" I say to the bunny noticing my slippers."