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Joke of the Day

"What is a boxer's favorite meal? Break-fist"

"What do you get from a dollar-an-hour hooker? A lot of bang for your buck."

"What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!"

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms? It was a Good Year..."

"[god inventing animals] okay here's a new one. It's an umbrella ""okay"" made out of jello ""alright"" and it electrocutes things ""you're drunk"""

"A solipsist posts on a forum In his thread, he asks, ""Anyone else out there a solipsist?"" After a day of no replies He thinks to himself, ""I guess it's just me!"""

"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."

"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""

"you can't watch porn on the new iphone they took the jack off"