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Joke of the Day

"Hippies say the darndest things... What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job? Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)"

"Why will Church's chicken be losing money? Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon"

"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."

"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"My girlfriend is like a motorcycle I dont have a motorcycle"

"There are two secrets to being a successful businessman. 1) Never tell people everything you know... 2)"

"You're 16 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 3 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating crayons."

"I started a band called ""999 Megabytes"" I still haven't gotten a gig."

"What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear? Boxer briefs!"