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Joke of the Day
"What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!"
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"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."
"What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
"The other day I managed to start my computer up with the touch of a random button I guess you could call it F8"
"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"
"I don't mean to sound like a hypochondriac but I was diagnosed with the flu today & I feel like it's been coming on for a few years now."
"Why do midgets laugh while running through the yard? Because the grass tickles their nuts..."
"So there I was at my favorite seafood restaurant having dinner, and I told David, my favorite waiter, that TONIGHT I wanted my fish exactly how I like my wife... ...""Battered it is, sir."""
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"""Super Faggot"" is a terrible nickname for a baby."