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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."
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"Changed Grandma's email signature to ""Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"""
"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"
"When I was a child someone shot me with a flare gun and I've been absolutely fabulous ever since"
"During labor the pain is so intense A woman almost feels what a man feels when he has a fever"
"Making plans with a stoner is like having sex with a prostitute... ...They tell you they're coming, but you know it's a lie."
"Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day? I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus."
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
"I wonder how people who are tired of working in the jade business describe their attitude."
"What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!"