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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend."

"Is there anyone besides Jesus Christ who has the privilege of having his name double as a swear?"

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"A scotsman walks out of a bar It could happen."

"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."

"Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider? Because it's hard to discern."

"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"

"As the zombies swarm, I ask for one last selfie. By the time they realise their dead flesh won't activate the touch screen, I'm long gone."

"Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, but he is!"

"The defendant is accused of putting a stick of dynamite into a steer. Abombinabull."