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Joke of the Day

"My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"

"What do you call a sterile fruit? A cantaloupe."

"Two redditors pass in an essay after the deadline - we took too long to make this page for you - try again and hopefully we will be fast enough this time"

"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."

"I found my first grey pubic hair today. However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...? Because he's married. ;_; (I'll see myself out)."

"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"

"An old Chinese saying: If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a truck full of French bread? He's in a lot of pain now."