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Joke of the Day

"I'm at my most Alzheimer's when Billy is that you?"

"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years."

"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"

"I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."

"Why did the dictator's plane crash? It was stallin'"

"If you Say the word ""murder"" over and over again out loud, it starts to sound really weird and everyone in this starbucks will stare at you."

"I wrote a Ricky Martin joke, but it was gay."

"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."

"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."

"What do you call a two-legged-dog A puup"