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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"

"Idea: ATM that sends you encouraging messages like ""You Can Do it"" or ""Ramen Noodles Aren't So Bad"" when you check your sad Account Balance"

"BREAKING NEWS! Lorena Bobbitt involved in a road rage incident. She cut off some dick in traffic."

"I hate when I can't remember if my wife and I are in love or fighting. So, I'm like a minesweeper in the mornings."

"I'm really good at telling old jokes, and fixing fences... I guess I'm just good at reposting"

"I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before. I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them."

"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?"

"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"