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Joke of the Day
"The other day, someone called me an oxymoron. I was raging calm."
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"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."
"What happens when Jack in the box is not centered properly He becomes Jack off in the box."
"Incest results in some very strange humans. That's why my sister and I ALWAYS use a condom."
"My own personal hell sounds great, actually"
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."
"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"
"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science. That's the only way I'll ever get into medical school."
"Q: What do you call a video of pedestrians? A: Footage."
"if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up"