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Joke of the Day

"Referring to another employee as a ""gingeraffe""will land you in sensitivity training...no matter how tall and redheaded they are."

"[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression"

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? Her asshole."

"Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator."

"Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said ""Chemistry Hotel"" the sign said: *""Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s""*"

"So 2 guys walk into a bar. ........that's pretty much it i'm still 17"

"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."

"I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME."

"What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor? That's no gouda"