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Joke of the Day

"Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side? They don't question the smell."

"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."

"A cop just told me that i have way too many buddha statues for there to not be drugs in the house"

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"

"Have you ever wondered where they got the name ""Canada""? C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."

"My cat is 11 and still only has one word, should I be worried."

"'You're beautiful and I love you,"" I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied ""I just want to be friends."""

"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."

"My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault"

"I don't trust left handed people. there is something not right about them."