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Joke of the Day
"why did the chicken cross the road because it was stuck to the farmers knob."
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"According to scientists, the Gulf of Mexico may never recover from the spill. It's true what they say: once you go black, you never go back."
"Why don't women blink during sex? They don't have time!"
"Did you guys hear about the old TV series ""The Year""? It only had four seasons."
"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
"Why was Cinderella bad at basketball? Because her coach was always a pumpkin."
"When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go. I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."