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Joke of the Day

"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"

"What do you call a fascist fish? Gill Duce."

"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."

"you stole my electron atom 1: you stole my electron. atom 2: sure? atom 1: positive!"

"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""

"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."

"I just installed a marijuana app It has kush notifications."

"In 1979, a call coming from inside the house was a reason for terror. In 2014, it means one of you is too lazy to shout or come downstairs."

"Whisper out to librarians!"

"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter"