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Joke of the Day

"An old man was having a check up.... The doctor asked how hid erections were doing. ""They come and go."""

"What does an Australian chemist call is bro? Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong"

"Did you hear about the blind man walking past the fishmonger's? ""Hello ladies"""

"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was too time consuming."

"What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"

"People already feel judged in public but what if they also had the same awful feeling in private? GUY WHO INVENTED RELIGION: I have an idea"

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?"

"What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."

"Winter is like your boyfriend... you know it's coming soon but you want it to hold off for as long as possible"