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Joke of the Day
"Why did the coach go to Aldi? To get his quarterback."
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"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits."
"Dr: it looks like you've contracted sumatta Me: what is that? Dr: what is what? Me: sumatta Dr [grits teeth]: say it together"
"Big news! Obama read my tweets and appointed me Secretary of Swagriculture"
"i told my cat i was gonna teach him to speak English ... he looked at me & said ""Me? how?"""
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To show he wasn't a chicken."
"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."
"Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales? He loves a good happy ending"
"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."