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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian? A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh."

"Depression. Why treat it when you can end it?"

"What do you call a Pakistani music group? A tali-band."

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"Playing hard to get works with some men but apparently cops call it ""resisting arrest."""

"What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common? They're both D-composed."

"the easy way to tell between local police and state troopers is that state troopers usually have more brightly colored, magnificent feathers"

"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."

"I hate how sometimes I let my guard down and then all my inmates get away."

"I accidentally pushed 2 for Spanish and the operator spoke perfect, fluent English"