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Joke of the Day

"*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that's a citation *He drops a bag of weed* Damn that's 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*"

"Kinky = using a feather. Perverted = using the whole chicken."

"The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am."

"Went to a parade. For an hour, bored people on floats waved. For an hour, My 2-year-old waved back. It was the greatest day of her life."

"Bartender asks a returning guest... You come in everyday for the past 10 years paying for the same drink with 4 quarters. Why? The guest responds with, ""I don't like change!"""

"HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats"

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doc where I should put my pants ""Over there, besides mine."""

"Did you hear about the heroin addict who accidentally injected food coloring? They say he dyed in vein."