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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
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"Girls who say ""I hate drama"" can usually be found drunk and crying on a public toilet."
"TAKEN 4 COMING SOON ! Ring , Ring . Kim this is your father. Daddy ? she replies. But, but your dead ! Listen I'm a Ghost , and my Corpse is about to be, TAKEN !lol."
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"My complete lack of knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my achilles elbow. thanks, Mike!"
"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"A fanny pack is a great place to store your manhood."
"Notre Dame beat Navy yesterday. If Navy beats ISIS, does that help Notre Dame's strength of schedule?"
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"