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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side."
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"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"
"I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes."
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"I went to the gym today. Just kidding, I walked down the block and yelled at the neighbor kids for screaming while I'm trying to nap."
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