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Joke of the Day

"Sex_al Harass_ _nt All that's missing is ""u"" and ""me""."

"We All KEA! My first day on the job at an IKEA store, I was told by my boss that employees needed to go to the meeting room before every shift. I asked why. He said, ""Assembly required."""

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"Why did the terrorist go to Sonic? To have a Blast!"

"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."

"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a nigger?"

"Flabbergasted I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until she told me to wear a rubber coz she did not want to get HIV AGAIN!"

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"Are all black people uncircumcised... Since they cum from the hood?"

"My grandmothers astrological sign was Cancer. Ironic, how she died. Crushed to death by a giant crab."