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Joke of the Day

"im back with another knee slapper !! ""i leterally did nazi see that coming! - an frank funny joke am i righte ??"

"Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet"

"The reason that there are so many tweets about cats is that people with dogs go outside."

"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""

"What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean? An acappellago"

"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"