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Joke of the Day
"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"
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"What N word do you not want to call a black man? Neighbor"
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"""Hey, what's that Febreeze that smells like Fireball?"" Yeah, non-alchoholics call that cinnamon."