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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of that movie, ""Constipation""? It's not out yet."
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"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad"
"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."
"What do you call an anticlimactic punchline? ""This is an actual question"""
"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."
"Mike's dad has three sons.. Snap Crackle and...? Mike"
"The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."
"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."
"Me: I can't live like this anymore, I need to start eating healthier. Also Me: I couldn't decide between nuggets or a burger so I got both."