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Joke of the Day
"An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pizza"
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"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"
"How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree? Wave."
"Quick Joke # 3 Husband is praying before going to bed... Wife: What are you praying for? Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!"
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!! *holds up severed head The crowd stared in horror as the National Spelling Bee contest took a morbid twist."
"Saying ""oh my gosh you're getting so big!"" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old. Not so much to an ex-girlfriend."
"Yo mama's so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese."
"A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and ""like"" hundreds of photos of their baby."
"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."