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Joke of the Day

"Dog: WHAT IF I'M HERE ALONE FOREVER Dog 911: WHAT WILL U EAT Dog: probably eat the cat LOL Dog 911: LOL"

"My blind friend complained I was putting things in his way... He'll get over it."

"THIS is best joke ever :D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&feature=youtu.be"

"Broken pencils are pointless."

"Father Rooney told us he figured out how to make his penis 12 inches Fold it in half."

"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"

"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"

"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"

"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""

"Tuesdays go into Humpdays now don't they"