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"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"
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"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."
"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"
"Two peanuts were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter."
"Friend- ""God you eat so much. How do you do it?"" Me- ""It's easy, I just gain weight."""
"You guys hear the one about the Middle Eastern guy? He wanted to be a terrorist but then he'd just falafel."
"Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno. Let's get this thread ballin'."
"Never doubt a Woman with an extensive vocabulary."
"I like dating chicks with kids, because snacks"