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Joke of the Day
"Which elf likes to click pictures? sELFie"
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"What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams? Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader?"
"Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast."
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's ""art"" & ""music"". But when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave the hardware store""."
"What do you call a Mormon who likes to smoke, drink, swear and have sex with strangers? An oxymormon."
"CAT: mew ME: indeed, u are correct kitty CAT: mew ME: well said, kitty, well said FRIEND I FORGOT WAS THERE: are u ok...? Emotionally?"
"What do you call a psychoanalysis game show? Family Freud"
"My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard."
"My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full."
"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."