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Joke of the Day

"Tuesdays go into Humpdays now don't they"

"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."

"I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. ""Arrrr...it were on sail.'"

"I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1."

"Education is a team effort There's no 'i' in 'illiteracy'!"

"What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside? A hot dog."

"Just a reminder: please do not post any jokes regarding the German highway system. You will be Autobahn'd."

"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."

"I had to bury my girlfriends cat today... He put up a hell of a fight, but I got him covered up!"

"What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick."