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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"

"I am not going to joke about muslims and islam because.. I don't want the last thing I am going to hear to be: ""ALLAHU AKBAR!!"" and the sound of an explosion."

"What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty? Will you be my grill friend?"

"ke$ha gets caught in the currency exchange market she is now ke0.77ha"

"Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."

"I found my wheelie bin in the middle of the street this morning. If I hadn't brought it back in, it could have wheelie bin dangerous."

"want to hear a word I just made up? plagarism"

"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back"

"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."