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Joke of the Day
"FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day."
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"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."
"My wife was vehemently prolife. Until she heard the news that my girlfriend is pregnant."
"I have the perfect response to a text but its too mean Girl: What is your dumbest pet-peeve me: People asking stupid questions"
"- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off."
"Women's sports"
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"""Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made."" - 3 am"
"Why wasn't Hitler allowed at the barbeques? He always burned the Franks."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my dad did not screaming in terror like the passengers in his cab."