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Joke of the Day
"How do you feel when there is no coffee? Depresso"
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"hate when people walk in on me naked! What's this world coming to when u can't get a moment to yourself at toy r us?"
"The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just ""lay in bed and watch TV all day"" I traveled very far thank u"
"What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? My car can hit 50."
"""You look like a million bucks"", said Bill Gates disappointedly to his wife."
"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"1 rabbit can make 1,000+ babies in its life DATE: how do you know that *shouting over deafening hopping sounds from the attic* INTERNET"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"
"What do you call a large bread disco? [deleted]"
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."