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Joke of the Day

"What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"Why do we need art? Because the Earth without art is just ""Eh""."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."

"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"

"People that study meteors are called weatherologists"

"I have no super powers. I'm guessing I'm the villain."

"WAITER: Would you like any dessert? DATE: No, just the ch- ME: CHEESECAKE. Just the cheesecake."

"Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles? He always gets stuck on 2 Across."

"News: Coleen Rooney has flown out to Brazil with her two sons to be with Wayne until England's World Cup campaign is over. That's nice bit far to go for a weekend though if you ask me."