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Joke of the Day
"Needing to ""loose"" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend."
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"A dog walks into a bar and says I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
"If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy."
"Nobody gives a fcuk about how amazing your relationship is. You're on Facebook. It can't be that good."
"*drops off box to Salvation Army* ""Sir, why is this box marked W I F E?"" *peels out*"
"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."
"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""
"You ever hear about the guy who goosed the ghost? He got a handful of sheet."
"Had sex while camping the other day.... It was fucking in tents....."
"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."