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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"how much does it take for two octopi to laugh? 16 tickles because not asking for insurance is insane in the US, sorry to go out on a limb..."

"No more ""if you're bf stops playing his game to text you..."" If your girlfriend understands to give texting a rest when you're playing video games, marry her."

"What smells better raw meat or a baby? Depends on how cooked the baby is."

"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."

"The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"My dog died... It's hair pink"

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."

"*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole? Well, it's a deep subject."