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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole? Well, it's a deep subject."
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"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."
"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
"What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag? A fruit roll-up"
"TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week. Planning his funeral went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started."
"My style speaks for itself. For example, today it says, ""You probably shouldn't go out in public dressed like this."""
"I'm Not Racist! Racism is a crime... ...and crime is for black people."
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby? Because black people make ""Wong"" decisions!"