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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who fell into a waterhole? Well, it's a deep subject."
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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."
"I was really bad in my school band. So bad they kicked me out and put me on the registered sax offenders list."
"Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons? Because blonde guys aren't that smart either"
"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"
"Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend? Because they're both cauldron"
"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"
"What gun would Jesus outlaw first? A nail gun"
"What's the difference between a government bond and a man? *The bond matures.*"